And of course, what are Christmas decorations without a wreath?! And this one is “a portal to alternate Christmas” and as Julie put it, “you never know what might start popping out of it.” And what do you know, the first to come through the wreath portal was a little illness molecule! How fitting. And Julie added a small trash can in front of him for the expecting notes. Julie was not giving in to Karen’s HOA blackmail and decided Karen needed a place to put her battle cries “so she wouldn’t waste so much tape putting them on her front door.” Who better to accept passive (mostly) aggressive notes than the Phantom of the Opera? He would know exactly how to deal with them. Just to clarify her motive behind the holiday hippos, Julie made sure to put up a sign for Karen. The next morning Julie added a few Hippos to her porch display, all festive of course! When Karen spotted them she left her opinion in all caps: “HIPPOS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!” And yes, she included “a full 10 exclamation points.” Obviously Karen has no perception of Christmas or any songs because “who doesn’t want a hippopotamus for Christmas?” I’m with ya there Julie. Do we dare hope that Karen “wet herself a little” at the scare? Julie did and I think I’m on her side.įacebook/ FranktheChristmasGargoyle I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas There was a brief handwritten note left by Karen on the Pot-Kettle sign (GO TO H-E-double hockey sticks) and a small wet spot in front of the dog. Karen wandered her nosy self up to Julie’s porch and her smirk must have been quickly wiped from her face when skele-puppy warned of her presence. However, Karen “was in for a surprise” as the dog was movement activated so that when (not if) Karen crept up to the house, she would know who she was messing with. Julie decided the cat was lonely and added a handsome skele-puppy who was also just as comfy in another holiday sweater and had his collar and tags ready just in case Karen was feeling like making a report for “an unlicensed dog.” Julie was so thorough! I’m impressed and we aren’t even halfway through this immaculate tale. Alas, Julie was just getting started and she put up a sign that cleverly said, “Hello Pot, Meet Kettle,” with a picture of a pot and a kettle. Karen “threatened to report her to the HOA again,” in a meager attempt to dissuade Julie from continuing her endeavor. She left a note to document her displeasure at the “celebration of death.” Karen had taken issue with Julie’s display and claimed it was “ beyond childish” and “ridiculous.” There was not a thing Karen was okay with it seemed because she took shots at Julie’s inflatable Fiona (the hippo from the Cincinnati Zoo) and thus started the feud of what Christmas was about. Karen was not happy with these slight additions to the porch festivities. Julie decided to add a “Yippee KiYay” sign to her display as a nod to the “debate that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.” She also asked her cats to participate and although they unanimously decided against it, Julie was able to substitute their presence with a cat skeleton, with an added holiday sweater. After adding a snowman to the brigade Julie noticed that Karen had not left a note, but Karen had thrown Julie’s note into her yard so Karen knew the battle was on. This was only the beginning of the battle between Julie and Karen. And then, of course, she added an elf-on-the-shelf. Since her porch was obviously sad and lackluster, Julie decided to spruce it up a bit! She added a little tree with some decorations. Why should she have to remove him? This was an easy fix for Julie! She put a Holiday hat on Frank and that was that! Right? The note stated that Frank was “not appropriate” and was not “keeping with the Christmas spirit.” Now “Frank is very heavy” and Julie was fond of the stone creature. It all started on December 13th, 2020 when, “Julie,” found a note detailing a certain neighbor’s feelings about her gargoyle statue, Frank, that sat on her front porch. And boy oh boy do we have a resentful neighbor here. Every jolly person wants to spread cheer, whilst the resentful person desires to spread bitterness. It was around the holidays, a truly wonderful yet disastrous time. On this fateful day, “Karen,” apparently took issue with Frank the gargoyle statue. And sometimes you have to fight fire with fire! This is exactly what happened when a fun-loving resident and a hateful neighbor came to blows over a gargoyle statue. Who knew someone could find so many wonderful things to put on a porch to fight a Karen. ![]() When a nosy neighbor decides to insult another homeowner's resident porch gargoyle, things get nasty quick! There was no backing down and certainly no white flags in this story. ![]() If there is ever a good time to fight back, it's with porch decorations.
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